Tracks
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
(Source: stalefishology)
Holding hands with strangers prank
“you’re so hot,” i whispered
as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
(Source: formido)
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
h e lp………..
you will get your period soon OMFG
what. the. fuck. omg LOLolol
(Source: kristenwiiggle)
(Source: plusnineutc)
(Source: s-unden)
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don’t wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I’ll just go hang around in that…
(Source: a-ballad-that-i-wrote)
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
(Source: thordoftherings)
(Source: yquepasawuacho)
The tenth to last gif in your folder is what you do when listening to Afro Circus.
I dunno if you can see
But box is 2x2
WHY IS IT SO BIG D,8
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